RETELLING OF THE RANMA 1/2 ANIME - FANFICTION!

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Two peculiar individuals were seen performing martial arts maneuvers and techniques in the rainy streets of Nerima in Japan. One was a teenaged girl with red hair in a pig-tail wearing Chinese clothing, and the other was a giant Panda-bear. They seemed pretty even in the pedestrians eyes that spectated the fight, but that was until one of them, the girl with the pig-tail, landed a foot to the face of the Panda, knocking him back on his. . . back.

"I'm going back to China. Suck on that, old man!" She says just before turning her back to the Panda and walking off. This didn't stop the Panda though. He retaliated instantly by hauling a sign out from the street pavement and whacking the girl with the pig-tail off-side the back of the head with it, knocking her unconscious.

Meanwhile, at the Tendo Residence and Martial Arts Training Center where the Anything-Goes Style was practiced and studied, Soun Tendo, the proprietor and head Master of the Tendo Dojo called out to his three beautiful daughters after having first received and read a letter that was sent by a very dear friend of his from China. It said that he was bringing his son - Ranma Saotome - to the Training Hall.

Soun could find his eldest daughter, Kasumi, and his middle daughter Nabiki, but he could not find his youngest daughter, Akane. "Where is that girl?" He says.

Nabiki, being sent from her father, Soun, to find Akane, searches for her and finds her letting off steam in the Dojo. "There you go again, Akane. This is why the boys at School think that you are so weird." Akane with a fast reply, says, "So what if everyone thinks the whole-wide-world revolves around BOYS! I personally think they are insensitive jerks!"

Hearing this, Nabiki could only reply with one line of words: "Oh, then I guess this wouldn't interest you."

Afterwards the Tendo Siblings were gathered together at the dining table with their father to be told the situation. This is what he told them: "My daughters, a very dear friend of mine will be here any minute. With him is his son, Ranma Saotome. If one of you girls were to wed him and take over the Dojo, the Tendo-family legacy would be Secure."

Akane was the first to reply: "And don't we have some way in who we are going to marry?"

Nabiki seemed to only care if he was good looking and wickedly rich. She says, "Is he cute, this Ranma-guy? And can he make my life happy and prosperous?"

Kasumi was more concerned with how far apart the age-gap was. She says: "How old is this, Ranma? . . . Older men 'bore me'!"

Having said that, they await their fathers answer. Soun, with a light chuckle, finally says, "I don't know, I've never met him [Ranma]."

Just then there was a sound of people entering in through the main doors. Soun and Nabiki were quick to go check it out. Nabiki says, "Oh, it must be Ranma."
 
But to her surprise, as well as everyone Else's surprise, the two characters that appeared that evening were not who they expected! Instead they were the pig-tailed girl in the Chinese clothing, and a over-sized Panda.

Soun looks at the girl with red hair, and stutters to get his words out... "Y-you... w-wouldn't be? . . ."

"I'm Ranma Saotome. . . sorry 'bout this."

Soun, happy to hear that it was indeed Ranma, the son of his very dear friend, embraces him only to realize that what he was wrapping his arms around was not the body of what would be considered a male-teenager. Rather, it was that of a busty teenage girl!

Nabiki walks up to Ranma (Girl-Type) and pokes at one of her breasts. "Daddy, she is not a guy, she's a girl!"

Soun, when hearing this falls back and faints.

When Soun came too, everyone was sitting around him. He was clothed in a blanket, and he had a wet towel over his forehead that Kasumi kept applying. Nabiki grabs Ranma's breast again and says "Daddy, how could you have confused this girl with a guy?" Soun replies, "When my friend, Genma Saotome, told me that he was bringing his son to Japan, I took him for his word." Nabiki squeezes Ranma's breast AGAIN, "Does this seem like a guy to you?"

Akane speaks up, "Leave her alone. He. . . she is our guest." Akane faces Ranma. "I'm Akane, 'you want to be friends?"

Ranma smiles, and the two make their way to the Dojo to have a spar. When they enter, Akane asks if Ranma studied Kenpo? Ranma replied with "A little."

Akane: "Well, let's have a 'little' match, then."

Ranma stood before her with both her arms folded behind her back. Akane could not tell if she was experienced or average at martial arts, but took a swing at her with both her fists and feet a few times just to rest her abilities. Ranma evaded each strike effortlessly. She (Ranma) then dodged the final attack, a fist that went straight into the Dojo wall, and flipped over Akane's head, landing behind her, and pokes her shoulder. Ranma then starts giggling happily.

Akane starts giggling as well, and then says how good Ranma is. "I am just glad that you are a girl. . . I mean, I would really hate to lose to a boy."

As the Sun began to set, Nabiki was walking along the hallway just outside the living room, and noticed a man wearing a scarf/bandanna on his head in a Karate uniform. She went to Kasimi, who was in the kitchen, and asked her if she knew who the stranger with their father was? Kasumi just said, 'Beats the hell out of me.' (Emphasis Added for Humor.)

The conversation Soun was having with this stranger revealed exactly what took place in China while Genma and Ranma were training at a legendary training ground called Jusenkyo. Soun could only quote a Chinese proverb: "The path of a true martial artist is fought with peril" as tears continued to stream down his cheeks.

Meanwhile, Kasumi meets up with Ranma, and tells her that she should take a bath after working out. Ranma is a little hesitant, but ends up listening to her. In the bathtub Ranma, this time as a guy, was wondering what he would do, and how he would explain his situation. Akane notices Ranma's Chinese clothes in the hamper and goes into the bathroom to join her for a hot soak. When she enters, she sees Ranma, who had just stood out of the water of the bathrub. He was completely naked, and so was Akane. . . well, with the exception of the small towel that was covering some of Akane's body parts.

Akane slips out of the bathroom as Ranma looks down at his manhood and lets out a terrifying scream! She runs down the hallway into the living room and grabs the table that Soun and Genma were drinking sake at. Nabiki asks Akane what had her so frightened. Akane told her that there was a pervert in the bathroom. Nabiki then said, "Why didn't you just use your martial arts and clubber him then?" Akane replies, "Because I am scared, that's why!"

Suddenly a guy with black hair in a pig-tail, who was wearing the same Chinese clothes, enters the room. Everyone looks at him, with the exception of his father, Genma, in surprise. Kasumi questions if Ranma and the red-haired girl they seen earlier were the same person. Ranma says, "I am Ranma Saotome, sorry 'bout this."

Having all sat down around the dining table, Genma speaks up, and introduces both himself and his son. "I don't know were to begin." Genma admits before taking Ranma and throwing him into the pond outside in the back yard of the Tendo Residence. When Ranma got splashed by the water and came out of the water, he was the same girl with the red hair that they seen all seen before. "What did ya do that for!?"

Genma with a tear in his eye, clenches his fist. "Oh, how I hate to see my son like this. It is a dire shame, and ever so embarrassing." He exclaims just before Ranma jumps behind him and kicks him into the pond. Genma comes out of the water as the giant Panda. "Yer' one to talk. My old man's a Panda." Ranma says with a punch to his big-furry stomach.

Kasumi says, "Father, you have some very unusual friends."

Soun says, "They weren't always this way. It was during a fatal exercise in China at a legendary training ground called Jusenkyo that did this to them. I heard about the shear terror of that evil place, but it was always shrouded in mystery. . . until now." Soun then proceeds on to say that Ranma's problem isn't that bad after all, and tries to douse him with a kettle of hot water, but not before dousing Genma first. Both Genma and Ranma said the same thing. "Warm is fine, it doesn't have to be boiling!"

Soun puts his arm over Ranma (Girl-Type's) shoulder and introduces her to her three daughters. "Choose any one, she will be your fiance."

Kasumi and Nabiki quickly nominate Akane as the pick of the crop to be Ranma's finance, but this leads to Akane asking why they are choosing her!

Kasumi answers, "Well, that's because you hate boys. You are in luck, Akane. Ranma is half girl."

Ranma and Akane start arguing at this moment how they could never be engaged to each other. Akane says, "You saw me in the newd, you molester." Ranma replies, "Hey, wait a sec'. You walked in on me. Besides, it's not a big deal for me to see a naked girl; I mean, I've seen myself plenty of times, right?. . . And I'm built better. . . toboot!" Ranma says just before laughing, and just before getting sandwiched by a table that Akane slammed on her.

Ranma wakes up later on that night with a cold towel over her forehead. Kasumi tells Ranma not to think too badly of Akane, she just has an out-of-control temper. Nabiki says, "Oh, good, Kasumi. That makes lots of sense."

After Ranma's head began to clear from its headache, she undressed, took her bathroom supplies, (towel, soup, etc.) and makes her way to the bathroom. Before she could open the door, Akane, who was just getting out of the bathroom, with nothing on, exits. Ranma (Girl-Type) stares at her nervously just before getting a whack to the face by the palm of Akane's hand. The slap could be heard all across Nerima.

After Ranma had bathed and changed back into a guy, he was in the dining sitting close to the outer back yard with a pink cheek from where he got slapped. Genma, his father, says, "At least she's got spunk. That makes a fiance even more cuter, right?' Ranma replies, "Cute is not the word... she's definitely NOT cute!" He then looks at Akane, and Akane looks back at him, and both of them look like they want to kill each other. Well, more so Akane than Ranma. Ranma accidentally touches his cheek with the palm of his hand and yells, "Ouch!"

EPISODE 1 - END.






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